请问你们那儿有多少人？
An America stepped into a gun shop and said,＂Give me themost powerful pistol you have.＂＂How many bullets do you need?＂＂Wait a minute.＂the America said.He then walked into a telephone booth and said into the phone,＂Hello.Is this the bank?How many people do you have there,please?＂
一个美国人走进一家枪支商店：“给我拿一直威力最大的手枪。”“您需要多少发子弹？”“请稍等，”那个美国人走进公用电话亭，拨通电话：“喂，银行吗？请问你们那儿有多少人？”
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