那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事166：新员工
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
A new employee
新员工
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office.
一个年轻人在被雇用几个星期后，被叫到人事经理的办公室。
"What is the meaning of this ? " the director asked. "When you applied for the job, you told us you had five years'experience. Now we discover this is the first job you ever held.
“这是什么意思？”经理问，“当你申请这份工作时，你告诉我们有五年工作经验，现在我们发现这其实是你的第一份工作。”
"Well, " the young man said, "in your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination. "
“嗯，”年轻人回答，“你们的广告上说需要找一个有想象力的人嘛。
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