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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事167:战争格言

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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事

1. friendly fire - isn't.
友军火力一点儿都不友好。(美军术语friendly fire是指“被自己人误伤”)

2. recoilless rifles - aren't.
无坐力炮的后坐力大着呢。

3. suppressive fires - won't.
压制火力哈也压制不了。

4. you are not superman; marines and fighter pilots take note.
你不是超人,陆战队员和战斗机飞行员特别要紧记这一条。

5.a sucking chest wound is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
胸口被打个大洞,你就自然而然会停下来。【sucking是正在飙血的意思)

6.if it's stupid but it works,jt isn't stupid.
如果一个蠢方法有用,那它就不是一个蠢方法。

7. try to look unimportant; theenemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you.
装成无关紧要的人,敌人可能子弹不多,不想浪费在你身上。

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