知行哈哈糖英语笑话之工作篇07：开张大吉
知行哈哈糖英语笑话之工作篇
07:Business just started开张大吉
A young businessman had just started his own firm.
一个年轻人的公司刚刚开张。
He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.
他租用了漂亮的办公室，办公室内还放上了古董作装饰。
Sitting there, he saw a man come in to the outer office.
这天，这位年轻人正在办公室里面坐着，他看到一个男的走进了办公室。
Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working.
为显示他是个成功的老板，这位年轻的生意人拿起电话假装正在谈大买卖
He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor,
张觜就是三、五个亿，闭觜就说一切搞定、没问题！好不容易电话“打”完，挂上听筒，年轻人问进来的那人
"Can I help you?" The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."
“您有事吗？”那人说，“有事，我是来给你开通电话的”。
【语言点】
businessman 生意人，商人
businessperson
Start one's own firm
strart one's own business 自己创业
eg:I quit my job and started my own business. 我辞职创业。
Had it furnished 把… …进行装饰
have something done
Antique 古董
an antishop 一家古董店
antique 旧式的，过时的
Outer office 开放办公区
inner office 封闭的办公区
hot shot 滚烫的子弹
hot shot 一种出类拔萃的人
hot shop 成功的生意人
big deal 大买卖
eg：threw huge figures around and made giant commitments。信口开河的人。
just stay away 远离
activate 开通
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