知行哈哈糖英语笑话之工作篇06：死后重生

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知行哈哈糖英语笑话之工作篇

06 ：Life after death死后重生

"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.
“你相信人能死后重生吗？”老板问他的一个员工。

"Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied.
“我相信，先生”。

"Well, then, that makes everything just fine,"
这位刚上班不久的员工回答。

the boss went on. "
“哦，那还好”。老板接着说。

After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you.
“你昨天提早下班去参加你祖母的葬礼后，她老人家到这儿看你来了。”

【语言点】
life after death 来世 .死后重生
Believe in深信不疑
believe in God信仰上帝
eg：I believe in you

Employee 员工，雇员
雇主 employer 雇员是字母e，雇主是字母r
New recruit 招募(新兵)
recruit 招生，招工
eg:that makes everything just fine

everything just fine一切都好
everything
be动词 is
funeral葬礼
stop in路过某个地方，作短暂的停留
stop by

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