英语幽默笑话大全时尚生活篇先锋运动2：游泳(双语阅读)
第三部分 先锋运动
Unit 2 Swimming 游泳
英语幽默笑话大全时尚生活篇2：游泳(双语阅读)
A little swimming，much hearth.
适度游泳，没病没痛。
My neighbor, the homebuilder.Came home drunk and managed to park in the garage，but injured himself when he knocked some sample storm windows he had on a shelf .The second day，his wife talked with him.
我的邻居，一个建筑工人，醉醇醇地开着车回家，想把车停在车库里，结果撞上了自己放在架上的一些防风玻璃样品，把自己弄伤一了。第二天他妻子与他谈话。
A:You came home drunk last night. didn't your
你昨天晚上喝醉了，是不是?
B:Heavens no.
对天发誓，我没有。
A:How did you injure yourself then?
那么你是怎样受伤的呢?
R:Oh，I injured myself on the job yesterday.
我是昨天_[作时受伤的。
A:OK，then，please tell me where you did first aid.
好吧，那么请告诉我你昨天在哪里包扎的。
B:I think in the bath room.
我想是在浴室。
A:Well，please explain the bandages all over the bathroom mirror.
好吧，请解释一下为什么浴室的镜子上贴满了绷带呢?
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