Marriage Joke(40)
Wife：“There‘s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.”
Husband：“Water in the carburetor？That‘s ridiculous.”
Wife：“I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.”
Husband：“You don‘t even know what a carburetor is. Where’s the car？”
Wife：“In the swimming pool.”
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