小男孩8句诙谐表白搞定萝莉

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　　如果爱情有味道，那一定是甜的对不对？如果你有爱人，你一定想对TA说遍世间的甜言蜜语有没有？举手的童鞋，下面示爱的句子会让你两眼放光哦～

　　My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it.

　　我对你的爱就像拉肚子，ho也hold不住。

　　Do you have a quarter? Because I promised I would call my mom as soon as I fell in love.

　　你有零钱吗？我答应过我老妈如果我恋爱了就要立刻打电话给她。

　　If you were a tear in my eye, for fear of losing you I would never cry.

　　如果你是我眼里的一滴泪，我永远都不会哭，因为我怕失去你。

　　I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

　　我的电话簿弄丢了，能把你的号码再告诉我一下吗？

　　If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

　　如果能重排字母表，我要把你和我排在一起。

　　Do you have a map? Because I just keep lost in your eyes!

　　你有地图吗？我总是迷失在你的眼神中。

　　I am a thief and I am here to steal your heart.

　　我是小偷，我是来偷你的心的。

　　It's awfully hot in here, or it is you?

　　这里好热，是因为你在的关系吗？

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