看笑话学英语18:They Are directly from America它们是从美国带来的
听笑话学英语:They Are directly from America它们是从美国带来的
Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her.
一位中国老太太去美国看望女儿回来不久，到一家市银行存女儿给她的美元。
At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real.
在银行柜台，银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票，看是否有假。
It made the old lady out of patience. At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money.
这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦，最后她实在忍不住说：“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。
They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."
这些都是真正的美元，它们都是直接从美国带来的。”
英语单词学习：
1 deposit
n. 存款；保证金；沉淀物
vt. 使沉积；存放
vi. 沉淀
eg:The initial deposit required to open an account is a minimum 100 dollars.
开户需要的首笔存入额是至少100美元。
短语
Time deposit [金融] 定期存款 ; [金融] 按期存款 ; 定期账户 ; 按期放款
Demand deposit [金融] 活期存款
bank deposit 银行存款 ; 河岸沉积〔物 ; 信贷 ; [地质] 岸边沉积
cash deposit [金融] 保证金 ; 现款押金 ; [金融] 现金存款 ; 现金储蓄
advance deposit 定金 ; 客人为了确保能有房间而提前支付给公司的一笔押金 ; 预缴押金 ; 预付押金
Carbon deposit 积碳 ; 碳质沉淀物 ; 积炭 ; 碳积
deposit rate [金融] 存款利率 ; [金融] 存款率 ; 沉积速度 ; [林] 沉积量
public deposit [金融] 政府存款 ; 公众存款
savings deposit [金融] 储蓄存款 ; 银行存单 ; [金融] 储蓄放款 ; 储存
2 uttering
v. 发出；作声；使用伪币（utter的ing形式）
n. 故意提供或传递伪造文件罪
eg：He uttered a snorting laugh.
他扑哧一声笑了。
短语
cathode uttering 阴极溅射
More Uttering 有假
uttering somethellong 书写符号
Uttering Nothing 说出什么
io uttering 离子溅射
Uttering Hills Cave 出言山窟
uttering false coins 蓄意使用伪币
Uttering a forged document 行使假文件
Uttering and Publishing 行使假文件
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