Kid Joke(59)
A little girl walked proudly into a dry goods store to buy material for a dress for her doll. When she came to the cash register she asked，“What does this cost？”
“For a sweet little girl like you，”replied the man（feeling generous）“I‘ll charge only one little kiss.”
“Thanks”replied the tot.“Grandma said whatever it is，to charge it and she‘ll be by tomorrow to pay for it.”
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