Kid Joke(8)
A man walking down the street noticed a small boy trying to reach the doorbell of a house. Even when he jumped up，he couldn‘t quite reach it.The man decided to help the boy，walked up on to the porch and pushed the doorbell. He looked down at the boy，smiled and asked，“What now？”
The boy answered，“Now we run like crazy！”
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