Kid Joke(9)

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　　Little Emily was complaining to her mother that her stomach hurt. Her mother replied，“That‘s because it’s empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it.”The next day，the pastor was over at Emily‘s family’s house for lunch. He mentioned having his head hurt，to which Emily immediately replied，“That‘s because it’s empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it.”

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