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  A man,woman and an Antartian were each going into the desert on a car trip. They could only bring one thing. The man brought some food,so they wouldn‘t starve to death,the woman brought some water so they wouldn’t dehydrate. Now the Antartian,he brought a car door,so he could role down the window if he got hot!

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