外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹103：两名士兵(中英)
Two soldiers were in camp. The first one' s name was George，and the second one' s name was Bill. George said, "Have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, Bill.” Bill said, "Yes, I have,” and he gave them to him.
军营里有两名士兵。一个叫乔治，还要一个叫比尔。乔治问:“比尔，你有信纸和信封吗?”比尔说:“有。”然后把信纸和信封给了乔治。
Then George said, "Now I haven't got a pen.” Bill gave him his, and George wrote his letter. Then he put it in the envelope and said, "Have you got a stamp, Bill?" Bill gave him one.
乔治又说:“我还没有笔呢。”比尔把自己的笔给了他。乔冶开始写信了。写完后把信装进信封里，又问:“比尔，你有邮票吗?”比尔给了他一张邮票。
Then Bill got up and went to the door, so George said to him, "Are you going out?" Bill said，“Yes, I am，”and he opened the door.
这时比尔站起来，向门口走去。乔治问:“你要出去吗?”比尔说:“是的。”随即打开了门，
George said, "Please put my letter in the box in the office, and. . ." He stopped.
乔治说，“请把我的信放在办公室的信箱里，和...”他停下来。
"What do you want now?" Bill said to him.
“你还有什么事?”
George looked at the envelope of his letter and answered, "What'，your girlfriend's address?"
乔治说:“你女朋友的通信地址是什么?”
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