Idiots Joke(15)
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm，so he bought a hundred chickens to start. A month later，he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the dealers for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died.“But I think I know where I‘m going wrong，”said the idiot.“I think I am planting them too deep.”
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