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  Ladies and Gentleman I stand in front of you,to stand in back of you,to tell you something I know nothing about. Last Night in the middle of the afternoon,just before Breakfast,an Empty Garbage truck,loaded with good furniture,almost ran over a dad alley cat. We hurried to the Hospital as slow as we could,and there sat King Auther sitting in a six corner round able eating Beer with a fork. If you don‘t believe me ask the Blind man he saw it all……

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