看笑话学英语14:Moses and Jesus摩西和耶稣
听笑话学英语:Moses and Jesus 摩西和耶稣
A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it.
一个窃贼潜入一户人家。他看到一个喜欢的CD机，他赶紧拿了。
Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?".
就在这个时候他听到有人说：“耶稣正在看着你。”他照着手电看来看去，嘀咕着：“到底是什么人在说话？”
He spots some $ on a table and takes it......Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you".
这时，他看到桌子上有些钱，他又拿了。。。那声音又来了：“耶稣正在看着你。”
He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from.
他躲到一个角落，想找出是谁在说话。
He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?".
结果看到一只鹦鹉，于是他问鹦鹉：“是你在说话吗？”鹦鹉承认了。
It said "YES". He then says "What's your name?". It says "MOSES".
小贼说：“你叫什么名字？”“摩西”。
The burglar says " What kind of person names his bird moses??"
小贼说：“什么人给鸟取这种名字？”
The parrot replys "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS Rottweiler "JESUS".
鹦鹉回答：“就是那个给他的罗威那犬取名为‘耶稣’的那个人啊。”
英语单词学习：
1 flashlight
n. 手电筒；闪光灯
Eg:Wicky peeked at John's flashlight.
威奇向约翰的手电筒瞥了一眼。
短语
Shake Flashlight 手电筒 ; 摇一摇手电筒
Color FlashLight 彩色手电筒 ; 多彩手电筒 ; 多彩电筒
flashlight preparations 闪光信号灯制剂
Hernia flashlight 疝气手电
Diving flashlight 潜水手电
Spy Flashlight 聪明低调的追踪手电筒 ; 特工玩具之追踪手电筒
flashlight earpick 发光耳勺
CHINA FLASHLIGHT 中国手电筒杂志
CHENGCHENG FLASHLIGHT 诚成电筒商行
2 hide
vt. 隐藏；隐瞒；鞭打
vi. 隐藏
n. 躲藏；兽皮；躲藏处
eg:He hid the bicycle in the hawthorn hedge.
他把自行车藏进了山楂树树丛里。
短语
Hide Layer 隐藏层 ; 隐含层
bull hide 公牛皮 ; 牤牛皮
calf hide 小牛皮 ; 小牛皮咖啡色颜色代码
Hide Method 隐藏方法 ; 隐藏函数 ; 隐藏你的函数 ; 隐藏某个函数
Hide Delegate 隐藏委托类 ; 隐藏委托关系 ; 隐藏「委托关系 ; 隐藏
Hide Options 显示 ; 隐藏选项 ; 关闭百宝箱
Hide Character 显示
Hide Tangents 隐藏切线 ; 潜藏切线
Hide Flash 屏蔽烟雾和闪光
3 birdcage
n. 鸟笼；鸟笼状物；信号灯；宿舍
Eg:I bound up its wound and made a small birdcage for it to recover.
我仔细给它包扎好，然后做了一个小鸟笼让它在里面养伤。
短语
The Birdcage 鸟笼 ; 假凤虚凰 ; 真凤真凰 ; 假凤实凰
Birdcage Press 鸟笼出版社
Birdcage Veil 只遮住半张脸的网纱
Birdcage Veils 新娘头纱
Birdcage Child 鸟笼子
birdcage counter 鸟笼式计数器
BIRDCAGE COIL 正交线圈
Birdcage Records 出版者
Birdcage Inn 雀笼小客栈 ; 雏妓 ; 情色屋檐下 ; 吉他摇滚
4 Rottweiler
n. 罗特韦尔犬（德国的一种狗）
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