看笑话学英语13：I Lost我输了
听笑话学英语:I Lost 我输了
It was at a five o’clock tea． A young man came to the hostess to apologize for his lateness．
五点钟，下午茶的时间，一个年轻人因为迟到向女主人致歉。
“So good of you to come， Mr．Jones，and where is your brother？”
“您能来可真好，琼斯先生，您的兄弟在哪儿呢？”
“You see we're very busy in the office and only one of us could come，so we tossed up for it．”
“您知道我们在办公室里有非常忙，我们俩只能来一个，所以就掷币来决定由谁来。”
“How nice！And so original， too！ And you won？”
“太有意思了！还那么有独创性！那您赢了？”
“No，” said the young man absently，“I lost．”
“不，”年轻人心不在焉地说，“我输了。”
英语单词学习：
1 toss
n. 投掷；摇荡；投掷的距离；掷币赌胜负
vt. 投掷；使…不安；突然抬起；使…上下摇动；与…掷币打赌
vi. 辗转；被乱扔；颠簸；掷钱币决定某事
eg：Just toss it in the rubbish.
把它扔进垃圾桶就可以了。
短语
Toss juggling 丢掷技
TOSS IT 扔纸团 ; 丢纸团白金版 ; 丢纸球 ; 抛纸球
toss out 丢弃 ; 拒绝接受 ; 扔掉 ; 开除
Zombie Toss 僵尸抛抛抛 ; 僵尸屠宰
open toss 平拉开
Truck Toss 卡车投掷
Seismic Toss 地球上投 ; 地球投
Snowball Toss 雪球击企鹅
Caber Toss 抛杆赛
2 absently
adv. 心不在焉地
"We're all going to lose, " said Crowley absently.
“我们都要输了，”克鲁利心不在焉地答复着。
短语
absently adv 心不在焉地
absent-mindedly absently 心不在焉地
absently-attentively 注意的
Harry Just Nodded Absently 哈里只点点头心不在焉
absently absentmindedly blankly 茫然地
stare absently down at 漫不经心地俯视
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