爆笑英语幽默笑话精选20： A Special Footbal1 Match特殊的足球赛（英汉双语笑话）
20. A Special Footbal1 Match
20.特殊的足球赛
Mike was late for school.He said to his teacher，Mr. Black，“Excuse me for my coming late，sir. I watched a football match in my dream.”
迈克上学迟到了。他对布莱克老师说:“对不起，我迟到了，老师。我梦见了一场足球赛。”
"Why did it make you late2”inquired the teacher.
老师问:“那为什么会使你迟到呢?”
“Because neither team could win the game，so it lasted a long time，”replied Mike.
迈克回答说:“因为两个队不分胜负，因此持续了很长时间。”
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