Marriage Joke(80)
A woman was worried whether or not her dead husband made it to heaven，so she decided to try to contact his spirit by having a seance. Sure enough，after the usual mumbo-jumbo of calling to the spirits，her husband‘s voice was heard answering，“Hello Margaret，this is meeee……”
“Fred，”she answered. I just have to know if you‘re happy there in the afterlife. What’s it like there？“
“Ooooooh，it‘s much more beautiful here than I ever imagined，”Fred answered.“The sky is bluer，the air is cleaner，and the pastures are much more lush and green than I ever expected. And the only thing we do，all day long，are eat and sleep，eat and sleep，over and over.”
“Thank God，you made it to heaven，”his wife cried.“Heaven？”he answered.“What heaven？I‘m a buffalo in Montana.”
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