Marriage Joke(79)
Before the weeding day the groom told the bride：“I want you to be the major of the household to be making the major decisions I‘ll just make the general ones”The The bride，having heard that，happily kissed her husband-to-be“
Overheard their conversation，the groom‘s friend，pulled him aside asked：“Are you crazy？How could she be making all the major decisions in the household！”The Groom，smiling cautiously whispered to him.“She’s the Major but I‘m the General. Get it？”
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