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  A man found a magic genie who would grant him one wish. The man said to the genie,“I wish that I had a non-stop bridge from here to Hawaii.”The genie said,“I'm sorry,but that’s going to be very hard. Do you have another wish?”The man answered,“Of course!I want the power to understand all women.”The genie thought for a minute. He replied,“How many platforms did you want on that bridge?”

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