Classic humour stories(66)

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Prepare Yourself

A story around campus has it taht a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading： "Mom - flunked all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepare Pop."

Two days later he received a response： "Pop prepared. Prepare yourself."

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