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  During a terrible storm,all the highway signs were covered with snow. The following spring,the state decided to raise all the signs twelve inches at a cost of six million dollars.“That‘s an outrageous price!”said a local farmer,“but I guess we’re lucky the state handled it instead of the federal government.”“Why‘s that?”

  “Because knowing the federal government,they‘d decided to lower the highways.”

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