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• 两张飞机票

  Let me tell you a story about bert and Mildred Bumgbridge, who used to be very forgeful. For example, Mildred would forget to cook dinner, or bert would show up for work on Sunday thinking it was Mo...

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• 相同的职责

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  We were gathered together, all ten of us，for our widowed mother' s 80th birthday. The conversation was of early struggles, walking to work and saving up in clothing clubs, when my elder sister...

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• 舔的是食指

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