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• Interesting Points

  　　1. Tests have shown that women rate 3% higher in general intelligence than men, though their brain size is smaller.　　2. Women are walking radar detectors, that is why men have difficulty lyi...

  2018-12-07 英语笑话

• 效仿别人--双语幽默笑话

  A Baby Sister 小妹妹 Nurse: Don't you like your new baby sister, Johnnie? 保育员：约翰尼，你难道不喜欢你的小妹妹吗？ Johnnie: She's all right, but I wish she had been a boy. Willie Smith had g...

  2018-10-29 英语笑话

• 爆笑英语幽默笑话精选31:The Name of a Poet诗人的名字（英汉双语笑话）

  31 .The Name of a Poet31.诗人的名字Our teacher was telling us about a new system of memory training being used in someschools today.我们的老师正在给我们介绍现在某些学校使用的一种新的记忆训练系统。“It...

  2018-10-31 英语笑话

• 每日一笑（1.18）

  Walter Scott and the Beggar Sir Walter Scott was riding one day in the neighbourhood of Abbotsford, his residence; be came to a field-gate through which he wanted to pas...

  2018-11-18 英语笑话

• 英汉双语笑话2

  1. Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"J...

  2018-11-20 英语笑话

• Short gender jokes

  　　What is the thinnest book in the world？　　What men know about women！　　Why don't men eat more M & M's？　　They are too hard to peel！　　What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50？　　Gifted！　　Wha...

  2018-12-27 英语笑话

• 催单

  　　In the veterinary office where I'm a technician， we mail out reminders when pets are due for vaccinations. Bruno， a German shepherd， arrived for his annual rabies shot， and we were required by sta...

  2018-12-10 英语笑话

• 一个坟墓永远埋着两个人吗

  A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car,the little girl asked:“Mommy，do t...

  2018-11-27 英语笑话

• 怎么了我可是在7喜上班啊

  Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." T...

  2018-11-26 英语笑话

• 双语笑话 roast pig

  roast pig A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat:"Not bad, I am next to the pig." Bu...

  2018-11-26 英语笑话