外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹30：考验 (中英)
The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD)，the FBI，and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
洛杉矶警察局、联邦调查局和中央情报局都在尽力证明他们在抓捕罪犯方面是最好的。总统决定考验他们一次。他往森林里放了一只兔子，每一方都得抓住它。
The C1A goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigation they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
中央情报局进了森林。他们在森林里布满了动物密探，他们质问所有的植物和矿石目击者。进行了三个月的广泛调查之后，他们宣布兔子根本不存在。
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest，killing everything in it，including the rabbit, and they make no apologies.
联邦调查局进人了森林。两个星期后仍然没有进展，最后他们烧了森林，杀死了里面所有的一切，包括那只兔子，并且他们没有为此而道歉。
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling, "Okay! Okay! I am a rabbit! I am a rabbit!”
洛杉矶警察局进人了森林。两个小时后他们带着一只被打得遍体鳞伤的黑熊走出来。这只熊喊着:“好吧，好吧!我是只兔子!我是只兔子!”
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