外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹31：我的房间在哪？ (中英)
A deaf couple checks into a motel very late at night. Upon moving into their assigned room, they go to bed. But in the middle of the night, the woman has a headache，so she goes into the bathroom for aspirin. But she finds none，and remembers that the bottle of aspirin is still in the car. Afraid to go out alone at night, she awakens her husband and asks him to go and get the aspirin from the car. The very groggy husband puts on his robe and toddles wearily outside. He finds the bottle of aspirin in the car's glove compartment, and gets ready to go back to the room when he realizes something: he can’t remember which room was his
一对耳聋的夫妇在深夜住进了一间汽车旅馆。一进了定好的房间他们就躺下睡了。但等到半夜，妻子觉得头疼，于是就到卫生间找阿司匹林。可是她没有找到，这时她想起来在车上还有一瓶。她不敢深夜独自出去，于是就叫醒她的丈夫，让他出去从车上拿那瓶阿司匹林。晃晃悠悠的丈夫穿上睡袍，东倒西歪地走出门外。他在汽车仪表盘的贮物箱里找到了阿司匹林，当他准备回房间时，他想不起来到底哪间才是他的房间。
He thinks and thinks and then gets an idea. He opens the car again and honks the steering wheel horn several times. Within a minute，all the motel’s windows lighten up--except one window, and of course, he makes for the room with that window.
他想来想去，最后想出了一个主意。他打开车门然后按起了喇叭。不到一分钟，整个汽车旅馆里除了一间还黑着灯，所有的窗户都亮了。当然，因此他找到了自己的房间。
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