外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹42：疼痛之极 (中英)
A construction worker was rushed to the hospital after cutting himself badly. The doctor told the nurse to prepare a painkiller. "Don’t bother Doctor," said the man. "I' ve been through a lot worse."
一个伤痕累累的建筑工人冲进了一家医院，医生马上让护士去拿止痛药，“不必麻烦您了，医生。”那人说道，“比这更痛的伤我都经历过了。”
"More painful than this?" the doctor asked.
“比现在的伤还要痛吗?”医生问。
"I’11 tell you about the second most painful accident I ever had. I was hunting one day and had to take a shit so I dropped my pants and squatted. I tripped a bear trap and BOOM，the thing snapped shut on my balls."
“我先说说让我感到还不是最痛苦的那件事吧，一天我在打猎的时候突然想要大便，于是就脱掉裤子蹲在地上，不料被捕熊的夹子绊倒了，那东西夹住了我的皋丸。”
The doctor winced, "That’s awful. But tell me, what could be worse?"
医生听后颤抖了一下，说道“太可怕了，那告诉我什么又是最痛苦的事呢?”
"When I reached the end of the chain."
“当我摸到锁链尽端的时候。”
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