Columbus's Telephone Number
Little Mary: I find in my history book there is always such number (1451――1560) after the name Christopher Columbus. Would you please explain why, sir?
Little Rose: I can tell her, sir. It was Columbus's telephone number.
哥伦布的电话号码
小玛丽：我在历史书中发现，克里斯托。哥伦布这个名字后老是有(1451-1560)着几个数字，老师，请您给解释一下好吗？
小罗斯：老师，我能告诉她。那是哥伦布的电话号码。
NOTE:
Would you please…/would you like to do…英美人经常用的表示希望别人做某事的句型。而不常用I hope…
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