外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹03：蘑菇与毒蕈(中英)
Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool?
年少的童子军:我怎样才能把蘑菇和毒覃区别开呢?
Older Scout:Just eat one before you go to bed.
年长的童子军:上床前吃一个。
If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.
如果你第二天早上醒来，那就是蘑菇。
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