趣味图片英语笑话：Rolex 劳力士（双语）

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You've seen my Rolex, right?

你看过我的劳力士手表,对吗?

Yeah, but I'm not going to sleep with you just because you have an expensive watch ... What kind of car do you drive?

是的,但是只因为你有一个昂贵的手表我是不会和你睡觉的……你开什么样的车?

Basic conversation in Beverly Hills

在贝弗利山的基本对话

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