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  外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹119：饭前的谢恩祈祷(中英)

  This Christian was thrown into the ring with a lion. Terrified，he fell on his knees and started praying. At the same time the 1ion dropped down on it's knees and started praying too. The Chris...

  2018-11-01 英语笑话

• 闷骚狗与腹黑猫的爆笑生活日记

  　　Excerpts from a Dog's Diary....　　摘自一只狗的生活日记……　　8:00 am - Dog food! My favourite thing!　　上午8点-狗粮！我的最爱！　　9:30 am - A car ride! My favourite thin...

  2018-11-26 英语笑话

• 你身上就不会长虫子了。

  A father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol. He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, w...

  2018-11-28 英语笑话

• 律师的咨询费

  律师的咨询费律师的咨询费A man called a lawyer and asked, “How much would you charge me to answer three questions?” The lawyer said, “$400 dollars!” And the man said, “That’s a lot of money, isn...

  2019-01-18 英语笑话

• 趣闻：芙蓉姐姐上英语教科书了

  如今明星上教科书已不是什么新鲜事，前有周杰伦，近日连芙蓉姐姐也上了《新概念英语》，作为配图用来解释“spectacular”这个单词。这样一来，看来...

  2018-10-29 英语笑话

• What's the difference between women

  　　8 You take her to bed and tell her a story.　　18 You tell her a story and take her to bed.　　28 You don't need to tell her any story to take her to bed.　　38 She tells you a story and takes...

  2018-12-07 英语笑话

• Man Vs. Woman Joke(3)

  　　Smart man + Smart Woman = Romance　　Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy　　Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair　　Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故...

  2019-01-02 英语笑话
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  看笑话学英语36:Poisonous Snakes毒蛇

  听笑话学英语36:Poisonous Snakes毒蛇A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither. 一个阳光明媚的下午，蛇父亲和蛇儿子出去散步。The son asks, "Dad，are we poisonous snakes?" The fath...

  2018-10-31 英语笑话

• Over too soon

  　　A man and his wife are watching a Mike Tyson boxing match on pay-per-view TV. The husband sighs and says， “I m so disappointed！ It was all over in four minutes. What a fucking rip-off（索取高价，偷...

  2018-12-25 英语笑话

• 英汉幽默故事选读【18】

  Nest and Hair　　My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.　　"What kind of bird?" my sister asked.　...

  2019-01-06 英语笑话