Over too soon
A man and his wife are watching a Mike Tyson boxing match on pay-per-view TV. The husband sighs and says， “I m so disappointed！ It was all over in four minutes. What a fucking rip-off（索取高价，偷窃）！！”
The wife replies， “Good！ Now you know how I feel.”
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