The Real Meaning of Hotel slogans
Old world charm……No bath
Options galore……Nothing is included in the itinerary
No extra fees……No extras
Nominal fee……Outrageous charge
Standard……Sub-standard
Deluxe……Standard
Superior……One free shower cap
Cozy……Small
All the amenities……Two free shower caps
Plush……Top and bottom sheets
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