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He does not have a beer gut；he has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
He is not quiet；he is a CONVERSATIONAL MINIMALIST.
He is not stupid；he suffers from MINIMAL CRANIAL DEVELOPMENT.
He is not balding；he is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
He is not afraid of commitment；he is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED……
He is not a male chauvinist pig；he has SWINE EMPATHY.
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