英语笑话笑死人不偿命66: 别急慢慢来(双语)
Let's Not Be Hasty
别急慢慢来
Said the wife to the husband.
一位妻子对她先生说道：
"Dear, we just have to get a new family doctor.
“亲爱的，我们必须另外再找一名家庭医师，
This is the third time old Dr. Davis gave me the wrong prescription and nearly killed me."
这已经是戴维斯医生第三次开错药方，差点就要我的命！…
"Oh, come on. sweetheart, let' s give him another chance. "
“喔，别这样吗！亲爱的，再给他一次机会试试看。”
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