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英语笑话笑死人不偿命30: 你认为你有问题吗(双语)

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And You Think You've Got  Problems

你认为你有问题吗?

"Boy, have I got problems!" the man said to the psychiatrist.

“乖乖,我真的有毛病了!”一位老兄对精神病医生说道。

"Go ahead and tell me about them "

“继续说,告诉我你的问题。”

"Well, to start with, I've got an estate in the country,three Mercedes and a luxury yacht. ."

“喔,是这样的,我在乡下有房地产,另外还有三辆奔驰和一艘豪华游艇。”

"So, what's the problem?"

"那问题在哪里呢?"

"I only make $ 100 a week!"

“我一星期只赚一百块美金!”

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