英语笑话笑死人不偿命42: 你能不能多支持我一点(双语)
Can't You Be Little More Supportive?
你能不能多支持我一点？
The delighted young politician called his mother and reported enthusiastically,
一位年轻的政客打电话给他母亲，高兴地说道：
"Hey, Mom, I just won the election! "
“嘿，妈，我刚赢得这次的选举呢！”
"Honestly, dear?" exclaimed his mother.
“你没在骗我吧，亲爱的？”他的妈妈惊叫。
" Aw, Jeez, Mom, do you have to bring up something like that at a time like this?"
“喔，妈！在这种时刻你还要提出像这样的问题吗?（你这时还不相信我吗／你还以为我是政客的虚假作风吗？）不相信我吗？”
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