英语笑话笑死人不偿命43: 完美解决之道(双语)
The Perfect Solution
完美解决之道
President Shrub was flying over the U. S. with his staff.
史拉伯总统和他的幕僚正搭机横越美国上空。
Suddenly he got a brilliant inspiration:
忽然间他心中突发奇想，
"You know, I think I'll just throw a fifty-dollar bill out the window and make somebody happy. "
“我想由窗口扔一张五十元美钞下去，让某个人高兴一下。”
"MrPresident,why don't you throw out five ten-dollar bills and make five people happy?"
“总统先生，您为什么不丢五张十元的钞票让五个人高兴呢？”
suggested his celebrated Secretary of State Vice President Partridge caught on.
著名的国务卿建议道。
“Golly,Mr.President, why don' t you throw fifty singles and make fifty people happy?"
副总统派翠基接着说：“啊，总统先生，您为什么不丢五十张一元钞票，好让五十个人高兴呢？”
The pilot turned around and said, "Why don’t you just throw yourself out the window and make everybody happy?"
这时飞机驾驶员转身说道：“为什么你不把自己丢出窗外，好让每个人都高兴呢？”
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