英语笑话笑死人不偿命16: 我没有服药 (双语)
A fellow who was rather slow on the uptake had been suffering from constipation, so the doctor provided him with some suppositories.
有位理解能力相当迟缓的老兄一直为便秘所苦，因此医生给他一些利肠的栓剂。
A week later, the patient came back to tell the doctor that his condition had not improved.
一星期后病人回来告诉医生，他的状况尚未改进。
"I'm amazed," said the doctor. " Have you been taking the medicine I prescribed for you?"
“我觉得好奇怪，”医生说。“你有没有采用我开给你的药方呢？”
"What do you think I've been doing, shoving it up my ass?"
“你以为我做什么呢？难道要我把它们都塞进屁股里吗？”
"What do you think I've been doing, shoving it up my ass?"
“你以为我做什么呢？难道要我把它们都塞进屁股里吗？”
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