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青出于蓝

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  Too Smart for Dad

  "Young man," said the angry father from the head of stairs, "didn't I hear the clock strike four when you brought my daughter in?"

  "You did," admitted the boyfriend, "it was going to strike eleven , but I grabbed it and held the gong so it wouldn't disturb you."

  The father muttered, "Wonder why I didn't think of that one in my courting days!"

  青出于蓝

  “小伙子,”父亲在楼梯口板着脸说道,“闹钟敲了四下,你才把我女儿带回来,我没听错吧?”

  “是的,”男孩承认说,“闹钟本来是要敲11下,但我拽住了钟摆,以免影响您。”

  父亲低咕道:“奇怪,我谈恋爱时怎么没想到这一着呢!”

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