买枪

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　　An American stepped into a gun shop,"Give me the most powerful pistol."

　　"How many bullets do you need?"

　　The American walked to a telephone booth,"Hello. Is that the bank? How many people do you have,Please?"

　　一个美国人走进枪支商店:"给我拿一支威力最大的手枪."

　　"您需要多少发子弹?"

　　那个美国人走到公用电话间旁打电话:"喂,银行吗?请问你们有多少人?"

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