Blind Date 相亲
After being with her all evening， the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier， he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave.When he returned to the table， he lowered his eyes， put on a grim expression and said， "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died.""Thank heavens，" his date replied. "If yours hadn't， mine would have had to！"
和盲约对象呆了一晚上后，男人再也受不了了。他事先安排了个朋友给他打电话，这样他就能借故先离开了。当他回到桌边，他垂下眼睛，装出一副阴沉的表情，说：“有个不幸的消息，我的祖父刚刚去世了。”“谢天谢地！”他的约会对象说，“如果你的祖父不死，我的祖父就得死了！”
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