外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹156：口信(中英)
It is December 30 1999 11:00 P. M.，Bill Clinton, Bill Gates and Boris Yeltsin appear before god.
一九九九年十二月三十日晚上十一点，比尔·克林顿、比尔·盖茨和鲍里斯·叶利钦出现在上帝面前。
God:I have called you here with me because to my opinion you are the three most important men on earth. I want you to spread the message that I will destroy the earth on January 1. I will now send you back. . . spread the message.
上帝说:“我把你们叫到这里来，是因为我觉得你们是世界上三个最重要的人。我想让你们散布一个消息，就是我将在一月一日的时候摧毁地球。我现在把你们放回去，散播这个消息。”
Boris Yeltsin: He gathers his comrades and says, "Friends, I have good news and bad news for us: The good news is God exists; the bad news is that the world will be destroyed soon.”
鲍里斯·叶利钦:他招集他的同志然后说:“朋友们，我有两个坏消息:一是上帝确实存在;二是地球将很快就会毁灭。”
Bill Clinton: Clinton gathers his staff members and senators and says, "I have good news and bad news: The good news is that God exists; the bad news is that he will destroy the world.”
比尔·克林顿:他招集参赞和议员然后说:“我有一个好消息和一个坏消息:好消息是上帝确实存在;坏消息是他将毁灭地球。”
Bill Gates: Gates gathers all his managers and says, "I just have good news for you guys:1 am one of the three most important people on the planet; The Y2K一bug is solved.”
比尔·盖茨:他招集所有的经理然后说:“我有两个好消息告诉大家。一个就是我是这个星球上三个最重要的人之一，二是计算机千年虫问题终于能解决了。”
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