4 new fathers
Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says "Congratulations, you got twins x 2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"!
（1）twins: n双胞胎，一对。Triplet: n.三胞胎，三个一组。
（2）buddy: n. <美口>密友,伙伴. ace buddy: 最好的朋友
（3）curse:诅咒。习惯用语：be cursed with受……折磨,不幸有……毛病,因……而受害
lay sb. under a curse诅咒某人;叫某人遭天遣