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说话障碍

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  Speech impediment

  Over drinks one afternoon a buddy of mine and I were discussing former "loves". I told him that I once a girl long ago because she had a seemingly incurable speech impediment. John said, "Anthony, I'm shocked. I never know you to be one to be prejudiced against handicaps. What was the girl's problem?"

  Taking a sip, I paused and reflected. "She couldn't say 'yes'."

  说话障碍

  一天下午喝多了酒,我的一个朋友和我正在讨论以前的"恋爱".我告诉他我很久以前曾经和一个女孩分手,因为她有看上去不能医治的说话障碍。约翰说,"安东尼,我感到吃惊。我一点也不知道你是一个对障碍怀有偏见的。女孩到底怎么了?"

  吸了一口气,我暂停一下说:"她总是不说'yes' ".

  notes:

  buddy n.<美口>密友,伙伴

  broke up with a girl分手

  incurable adj.不能治愈的

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