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爆笑英语幽默笑话精50:A Girl's Wish一个小姑娘的希望(英汉双语笑话)

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50. A Girl's Wish

50. 一个小姑娘的希望

On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they wouldn't have to stand on their toes all the time.
 

看完芭蕾舞表演,幼儿园的老师在回家的路上问她班里的孩子们感觉怎么样。班里最小的一个女孩说,她希望演员们个子再高点就好了,这样就不用蹈着脚跳了。
 

 

 

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