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英语笑话:给女士让座

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  导语:笑话让人快乐^_^中西方人的笑点不一样,也许你觉得捧腹大笑的笑话,老外也许还纳闷中:“很好笑吗?”老外笑的掉泪的笑话,我们也许觉得“好冷”。归根到底就是中西文化的不同,所以呢,看笑话也能学到知识哟(*^__^*)……下面就随英语笑话小编一起来欣赏这则英语笑话吧(*^__^*) ……

                 

  Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."     

  "You've done the right thing," says Mommy.

  "But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap."

      

  小强尼说:“妈妈,今天早上和爸爸在公车上时,他叫我让座给一位女士。”

  妈妈说:“你做得很对呀。”

  “但是,妈妈,我是坐在爸爸膝盖上的。”

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