英语笑话：心不在焉的教授
导语：笑话让人快乐^_^中西方人的笑点不一样，也许你觉得捧腹大笑的笑话，老外也许还纳闷中：“很好笑吗？”老外笑的掉泪的笑话，我们也许觉得“好冷”。归根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑话也能学到知识哟(*^__^*)……下面就随英语笑话小编一起来欣赏这则英语笑话吧(*^__^*) ……
The Absent-Minded Professor
The absent-minded professor shouted, “Kate, come to the blackboard！”
Another student says, “Kate is absent,”
“Silent! Let Kate speak for herself.”The professor replied.
心不在焉的教授
粗心的教授大声地喊道：“凯特，到黑板前面来！”
另外一个学生说：“教授，凯特没来。”
“别说话，让凯特自己讲。”
英语 笑话
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